Team Name: Rare Air
City/State: Boulder, CO

Players:
1 – Renee Lambo-Barnes, 5’07”
2 – Cathy Lee, 5’10”
4 – Kristin Hardie, 5’06”
6 – Nicole Bowers, 5’08”
7 – Allison Boyd, 5’07”
9 – Anne Cervino, 5’08”
10 – Sandra Smit, 5’06”
11 – Jana Krutsinger, 5’10”
12 – Melanie Byrd, 5’08”
13 – Suzanne Jones, 5’07”
013 – Tina McDowell, 5’07”
14 – Kim Elkins, 5’08”
15 – Marley Steele-Inama, 5’05”
17 – Sandra Gaskill, , 5’06”
19 – Heather Boyer, 5’08”
21 - Sara Gravelin, 6’
23 - Jane Zelikova, 5’4”
25 – Jen Stone, 5’10”
31 – Elise Jones, 5’07”


Team History:
There once was a team from Boulder,
Southwest regional title holder,
The games, they won,
Apple pie shots are fun,
(At least that is what they told her.)

The seven new players this year,
Have nothing left to fear,
The vets broke them in,
With car bombs and gin,
And warm shotguns of beer.

What a beautiful gorgeous team,
It could satisfy anyone’s dream,
Though the games got rough,
Their bodies stayed tough,
Now go ahead, pass the whipped cream.

“Lay out lay, out lay out!”
My teammates love to shout,
Better catch that swill,
Or on the sidelines you will,
Be sitting, without a doubt.

We’re nineteen strong on Rare,
Two of whom have slept with Geir,
We share more than men,
And an occasional yen,
For silvery shorts to wear.

Oh how much do we love Rare?,
So much that we’re willing to bare,
Our soul, chest and ass,
With flair and sass,
Step up to the line if you dare.

The last Tune Up Rare Air won,
But we’re nowhere close to done,
We’re looking to score,
And win by more,
Than in sudden death by one.

There may be a new sheriff in town,
And with him we will get down,
Muppet or not,
We think he’s hot,
And we’re all Sarasota bound.

All right, bring it on, let’s go,
Nothing can stop our flow,
Money on d.,
So come follow me,
Get down, get crazy, GO HO!