Team Name: Phoberomys Pattersoni
City/State: Northfield, MN

Players:
00 – Jeremy Hoehn 5’8”
1 – Michelle Blank 5’10”
2 – Emma Davenport 5’2”
3 – Eric Lonsdorf, 5’9”
4 – Cindy Craig Harper 5’4”
06 – Chris Rupp, 5’8”
7 – Sarah Cadwallader 5’7”
8 – Audrey Schultz 5’6”
9 – Kara Marlatt 5’7”
10 – Jeremy Carr, 6’
11 – Mike Stoner, 5’10”
13 – Jess Rosenblatt 5’7”
19 – Hilary Gittings 5’6”
21 – Seth Partnow, 6’
22 – Clay Preheim, 6’2”
24 – Allon Katz 6’
28 – Eric Carr, 6’2”
33 – Drew Amerson, 6’1”
72 – Lawrence Wang 5’9”
82 – Ann Barry 5’8”


Team History:
The largest rodent to ever walk the earth, Phoberomys Pattersoni measured 9 feet long and weighed over 1500 pounds. Part hippo, part beaver, Phoberomys dwarfs its modern day counterpart Capybara, a South American rat weighing in at a mere 110 pounds. Reached for comment, a German professor describes the enormous rodent: “Imagine a weird guinea pig, but huge, with a long tail for balancing on its hind legs and continuously growing teeth.” Phoberoyms had to deal with the likes of huge flesh-eating birds called Phorracoids and Purussaurus brasiliensis, a 40-foot long Amazon crocodile. Think we’re afraid of you?

Fear the rat.