2003 UPA Club Championships - Team Info

Team Name: Johnny Bravo
City/State: Boulder, CO

Players:
00 David Remucal 6'2"
1 Kyle Weisbrod 5'11"
2 Wilmer "Catt" Wilson 6'1"
3 Will Deaver 5'8"
5 Ben "Rookie" Bronson 5'9"
8 Curtis Manning 6'2"
9 Steven Rouisse 6'0"
10 Mike Whitaker 5'11"
11 Josh "Richter" Ackley 5'10"
12 Forrest Collins 5'11"
13 Rob "Lope" Steinmetz 6'1"
17 James Emerson 6'3"
19 Parker Krug 6'1"
20 Mitch Schminke 6'1"
22 Matty Lipscomb 5'10"
25 John Leach 6'1”
27 Derek "Zoolander" Gottlieb 6'1"
29 Bob Krier 6'1"
38 Nathaniel "Tater" Miller 6'3"
86 Timmy Paymaster 6'3"



Team History:
The brawl had quickly spread across the room filled with prospectors, gamblers, and bandits drunk on whiskey and gold lust. A gaggle of women stood on the balcony in awe, wincing with every connected swing. The bartender cowered behind the bar, desperately searching for his shotgun as the clamor of the fight continued to grow.

The doors swung open and sunlight flooded the saloon. The men paused to evaluate the new arrival. A tall, broad shouldered man, with hat jauntily perched on his head and hand resting calmly on his peace-keeper stood by the doors. A stream of light from an open window glanced off the star on the man’s left breast and one of the women whispered, “the new sheriff...” The Law tilted his hat up so the sun caught his steely blue eyes and the women became aware of their open mouths.

Most of the miscreants had quickly and quietly slunk further into the shadows, desperate to avert the sheriff’s intense gaze. One lone heathen remained; dark, unshaven, defiant, and slowly smiling to reveal several missing teeth. The Sheriff stopped within arms reach of the man and both held their gaze. The man lowered his eyes and spat on the Sheriff’s badge. In a blaze of motion, the sheriff’s pistol flashed from its holster and connected with the bandit’s temple with a sickening thud, dropping him instantly. Silence pervaded the room.

With a scowl to the shadows and a nod to the women, the Sheriff turned to leave. He paused by the entrance and his rich baritone voice resonated around the room, “Spread the word, there’s a new Sheriff in town…and he goes by the name Johnny Bravo.”