Team
Name: Chinstrap
City/State: NE Region
Players:
2 George Cooke 5' 11"
4 Ann Corson 5' 6"
8 Debra Bunce 5' 9"
9 Scott Mathieu 6' 0"
10 Jay Clyne 6' 1"
12 Kristen Sciacca 5' 9"
13 James Harris 6' 7"
14 Don Corson 6' 1"
16 Ramsay Ravenel 5' 10"
19 Kendra Frederick 5' 9"
21 Edward Avery 6' 0"
22 Brian Healy 5' 11"
24 Jon Larosa 5' 9"
25 Chris Corcoran 5' 11"
32 Kimberly Wysong 5' 10"
33 Heidi Clark 5' 7"
34 Robyn Turner 5' 9"
36 Matty Brier 5' 10"
42 Jason Flock 6' 0"
67 David "FLASH" Doughan 5' 10"
99 Molly Brown 5' 7"
Team History:
Born in 1998 in the rolling green mountains of Vermont,
Chinstrap has long been a serious playa' at Northeast coed
tourneys, powered by a revolving-door roster, grounded in
the belief that "we have never seen a ringer that we
did not like." The original Knights of the Round Poach
("KOTRP") believed that Safety is critical and
our #1 responsibility is to make sure that our own strap
is buckled up nice and tight to avoid recklessness at all
costs, both on and off the field. The KOTRP enacted the
Chinstrap Penal Code and empowered the Chinstrap Safety
Officer to issue swift and severe punishment for any and
all safety violations, such as, lateness, forgetfulness,
and poor spirit.
This
year's edition has decided to take Chinstrap to a new level,
with snap fasteners
from CT, RI, MA, NH, Maine, and NJ. Bringing in the young,
the far away, the
imporverished, and even an old DoG, has made our game strong,
and less reckless
than ever before. We will finally be at full strength in
Sarasota, so we advise
our competition to not leave their own chinstrap flying
in the wind.
Off
the field, we are friendly folk, so don't be shy to stop
by Chinstrap
Central for a cool mist. And say hello to our hostess with
the mostess, the lovely Sydney. But pay attention to what
she tells you, or be prepared to suffer the consequences.
Lastly,
did you know that Chinstrap is a type of penguin? Well,
neither did we, until this year. According to the internet
(so it must be true, right?), these creatures actually exist
and now reside on the front of our jerseys. It is refreshing
to know both man and penguin can live by the motto "click
it, or ticket." See you on the fields.
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